
Make Chicken great again!
Sandwiches
THE CLINTON COMBUSTION 12
Hot, messy, and guaranteed to leave a stain.
Breaded and Fried Boneless Chicken Thigh, Candied Bacon, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Secret Service Sauce, Bleu Cheese Dressing, Tomato, Red Onion, Shredded Iceberg Lettuce
THE GUAC BLOCKER 12
Built with Mexican flavor—and still somehow claims credit for all of it.
Breaded and Fried Boneless Chicken Thigh, Pepper Jack Cheese, Pico de gallo, Guacamole, Chipotle Aioli, Fried Jalapenos
OL’ DIRTY BIRD 11
So good, you’ll forget what you were saying.
Breaded and Fried Boneless Chicken Thigh, Pimento Cheese Spread, Fried Pickles, Bacon, Southern Slaw
THE ALOH-BAMA STIMULUS 11
A sugary bailout of flavor with questionable long-term satisfaction
Breaded and Fried Boneless Chicken Thigh, Hawaiian BBQ, Citrus Slaw
THE OG PREZ 11
He started it all—now look where we are
Breaded Chicken Thigh, Pickles, Garlic Aioli
mac and cheeses
BLEU NO MATTER WHO MAC 19
Blind loyalty, spicy regret, and a cheese sauce that sticks around longer than campaign promises.
Pepper Jack Cheese Sauce, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Cavatappi Pasta, Buffalo Chicken
NO WOKE SAUCE MAGA MAC 21
Packed with brisket, heat, and a delusional amount of confidence. Pairs well with conspiracy theories
Pepper Jack Cheese Sauce, Brisket, Habanero Guava BBQ Sauce, Pickled Jalapenos
SUPER PAC & CHEESE 19
Unlimited pork influence. Sweetened with BBQ bribes and crispy onion kickbacks
Pepper Jack Cheese Sauce, Pork, Sweet BBQ Sauce, Crispy Onion Strings
WINGS AND TENDERS
8 Bone-in marinated, fried, & grilled wings tossed in your choice of sauce
WEST WINGS 16
INSURRECTION STRIPS 11
Storm your taste buds with 6 of our hand-breaded tenders tossed in your choice of sauce
Secret Service
(buffalo, carolina gold, and a secret blend of spices)
Spicy Apricot
Hot Honey
Buffalo
Bourbon BBQ
sauces
Chili Garlic
Alabama White Sauce
Lemon Pepper Dry Rub
Classic Dry Rub
Naked
side bites
Tater Tots | 6
Sweet Potato Tots | 6
Loaded Potato Kegs | 6
Citrus Slaw | 6
Pepper Jack Mac | 6